[dighton]

'Cartoonist' Ted Rall's Latest Cry for Help

[cardinal4]

Biased liberal media; America's Fifth Column.

[Question_Assumptions]

Teddy really needs to change his tin-foil.

[Chi-townChief]

"Ted Rall to My Yahoo"

Nope - not gonna touch that one!

[BenLurkin]

"The CIA (news - web sites) later discovered that an American citizen, Kamal Derwish, had inadvertently been killed in the inferno.

GOOD!

[Consort]

Tall Red is unhappy because Prissy Gore dropped out of the race.

[American Soldier]

Oh blah blah blah. Yes it's assassination of U.S. citizens we're talking about...EXTRAJUDICIAL KILLINGS (gasp)! Just like at the Battle of Gettysburg when the "Union Army" pro-Lincoln militants carried out the extrajudicial killings of thousands of Southern U.S. citizens, without even bothering to inform them of their right to counsel or to remain silent!

Why can't people understand the difference between war and policework? Yes this is war. Get caught fighting for the wrong side and you die, no matter what it says on your passport.

[American Soldier]

And frankly, there's a terrorist technique that everybody has been unwilling to discuss that has come into play -- Put your sleepers into a society, and have them wait until they become citizens before they launch terrorist attacks! So then they can claim their rights are being violated, blah blah blah. While we should respect the rights of U.S. citizens, we can't play into the hands of terrorists who would naturalize as part of their terrorist plot.

[OldFriend]

Over three thousand Americans know all about assassination, and it wasn't President Bush who flew those planes into our buildings.

[FreedomCalls]

Once they do the paperwork, Administration officials assert, they have the right to murder you.

Right. And FDR murdered all those German and Japanese soldiers too huh?

[DaBroasta]

Under his legalized assassination mandate, Bush could theoretically declare the 2004 Democratic nominee an "enemy combatant," Hellfire his campaign bus and coast to reelection unopposed.

It's probably not a bad idea to draw up plans considering that the fanatics of the radical liberal wing of the RAT cult are increasingly becoming more dangerous to the nation than the Al Qaeda.

[dalereed]

"While the CIA has targeted U.S. citizens in the past, those killings were officially sanctioned only when the person in question was considered an immediate threat to American lives"

At this point in history it's kill or be killed!

Islam issued the edict to kill all christians, it's time to send them to meet their virgins.

[Fintan]

I would've never guessed someone still had some of that brown acid from Woodstock...

[MattAMiller]

Why does Rall bother writing columns and drawing cartoons. He could just write "Hi I'm Ted Rall and I have a childish understanding of the way the world works. Have I mentioned that my daddy left me?" and just submit that at every deadline.

[Kaslin]

Why did you forget to post the

Alert?

[jim_trent]

What does "droit du seigner" have to do with this?

Definition: droit du seign·eur

NOUN: The supposed right of a feudal lord to have sexual relations with a vassal's bride on her wedding night.

[MJY1288]

What a clueless wonder this Ted Rall must be?

Any President can abuse his power, President Bush can and should do all he can to eliminate any and all terrorist, and that includes ANYONE who chooses to becaome an Al-Qaeda member, U.S. Citizen or not.

Any American who joins Al-Qaeda or any other group, whose goal is our destruction, has lost, his or hers, citizenship and their constitutional rights, Just as any other traitor would lose thiers

[MarkL]

Hey Ted, you'd better start hiding! Bush is coming after you first!

[hellinahandcart]

The only reason you're reading this right now--instead of meeting the Entity Formerly Known as God--is that neither Bush nor one of his "high-level officials" has yet signed a piece of paper declaring you an "enemy combatant." Once they do the paperwork, Administration officials assert, they have the right to murder you.

Hmmmm...okay, we're a pretty resourceful bunch here. Somebody's got to get me into the White House long enough to sneak a (cough)piece of paper(cough) into the stack o' stuff awaiting Bush's signature.

We don't have to stop with Ted Rall, but we should definitely start with him.

[swarthyguy]

Someone convince Ted to crack open a frostie in downtown Riyadh.