[AnAmericanMother]

. . . which brings us to the Vatican Rag

" . . . 2 - 4 - 6 - 8
Time to transubstantiate."

I think Tom Lehrer was more bemused by Vatican II than intending any disrespect (or at least any MORE disrespect than he USUALLY intended.)

[billorites]

First you get down on your knees,
Fiddle with your rosaries,
Bow your head with great respect,
And genuflect, genuflect, genuflect!