Every time I hear "You Light Up My Life," I end up thinking about my 2nd grade science fair ... this would have been 1977 or '78. Some girl did her project on "How Electricity Works", and the centerpiece was a standard-issue light fixture that kept turning itself on and off, while underneath, a cheap industrial cassette player kept booming out "You Light Up My Life" over, and over, and over, and over, loudly enough to totally overpower the poor speaker and distort the hell out of it. Even then, at age 7, I realized that song was some sort of spawn of Satan.