Have the convention in California at Disneyland. Hahahahah! That would hang Eisner and his libby friends by their own rope by showing them up. And they'd have to be down there grubbing for our custom, too. The Dems would never hobnob with the common folk like that. The kings and queens of show biz reserve themselves in special booths with special catering, away from the proles they purport to represent. I say we should have our convention at DL and eat hot dogs and hamburgers like normal people, not champagne and caviar like the limousine liberals.
Yes, I know what you'll say. But heck, we're broke thanks to Governor Gray "I am a crook" Davis. We need the money.