[Mudboy Slim]

"When you comin' up this way?"

January's fillin' up fast, but we can probably work on something fer February...you gotta meet my buddy, Rusty, who lives on Long Island...he knows some folks who can assist in our endeavor.

Why don't you come on down fer CPAC fer a day or two...you'll meet more conservatives in one place than probably lives in the entirety of Manhattan. Yer welcome to crash on the MudCave floor...it's dirt, so ya might wanna bring yer own linens...LOL!!

Plus, FTH's having everyone over on FRiday the 31st of January fer the FirstAnnualFReeperSlumberParty!!!

WOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Cosmic FReegards, dude...MUD

BTW...band's gettin' together at the MudCaveAnnex down in the FAN otmorry night...Fireworks Shall Ensue!!!

[Mudboy Slim]

"FTH's having everyone over on FRiday the 31st of January fer the FirstAnnualFReeperSlumberParty!!!"

Ain't that Right, Darling?!

FReegards...MUD

[conservativemusician]

I'm gonna try to make the 30th, but I'm workin' the 31st and the 1st.

"more conservatives in one place than probably lives in the entirety of Manhattan"

I have no doubt about that!

"FirstAnnualFReeperSlumberParty!!!"

I'm sure my wife would go for that!
I can see it now," But Honey, they're all conservatives!"

and Honey says,"Yeah, so what.... YOU're a conservative!!!!"