No signing of names here in Massachusetts. You walk up, give your street address, the woman reads a name. You say "that's me" and she hands you a ballot with only two names on it: Kennedy and Kerry. -- OK the part about Kennedy and Kerry isn't entirely true but the voting procedure is. I've lived in many states -- never seen anything like it.
The fools who inhabit Massachewshitts, operating in their usual stupor could make out the "K" and the "Y", and thought they were voting for a KennedY!
The Dukakis Mystery may also be explained by my KY Theory. The "Y" is the hard part there.