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To: DWSUWF
That rant was F***ING FUNNY.
60 posted on 12/12/2002 1:51:49 PM PST by Hemingway's Ghost
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To: Hemingway's Ghost
"...That rant was F***ING FUNNY..."

Thanks.

And now, in the interests of fairness, an actual live report from the McDonalds front.

I had to take my youngest to the doctor today. Wife was busy catching up her work for the week, it fell to me to do. Antibiotics and bed-rest were the Doctor's orders.

The route home from the Doctor left only one easy lunch option, and you know what that was...

Yes, I could have gone out of my way to another joint, or fixed something myself at home, but I'm a sinful, lazy man...

Here's the rant vs. the reality...

1) The food tastes like crap.

Bingo! It was worse than usual.

2) It takes forever to get it.

Eight minutes, in a drive thru with no one ahead of me, standard fare. You be the judge.

3) When you do finally get your order, it's f*cked up...Every Time.

The order was correct. (Hey, when you're wrong, you're wrong...)

4) It gives you the running shits half the time you eat it.

The jury's still out on this one. I've got heartburn though. That bodes ill for later.

84 posted on 12/12/2002 2:14:01 PM PST by DWSUWF
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