One more gift idea from Registered
99 posted on
12/12/2002 10:25:39 AM PST by
lodwick
To: lodwick
Enjoy the work. Thanks for the many lists!! (Might want to also check out breaking news here -- apparently President Bush is not going to stand by Trent Lott.)
To: All
TOP TEN REASONS WHY I'M NOT AFRAID OF PAYBACK FROM MUDBOY SLIM DESPITE THAT UNAUTHORIZED BIOGRAPHY
10. I was just the organizer of the biography -- actually many people joined the attack like a pack o' wolves.
9. I am bigger than Mudboy Slim.
8. If I scream very loud for help, all the friends that I made running the gingerbread house thread will . . . oops, nevermind.
7. I know of several excellent places to hide like the coward that I am.
6. Given that I was just filling a blank spot for our Freeper's Finest hostesses so they could do some holiday work, I'm sure that there's some kind of Freeper's Finest worker's compensation insurance plan that will help tend to me while I'm injured and unable to work.
5. I am prepared to offer tequila as a bribe to calm him down.
4. I am a licensed and trained rhetorictian, a professional well-trained to defend myself in the art of verbal attack.
3. Actually, Flyer's dog Gilligan wrote the unauthorized biography and then blamed me. I have circumstantial evidence to prove it, too.
2. I expect Mudboy Slim to show me some mercy given that I am hosting alone at this juncture on a rather slow pre-holiday afternoon phase.
and the number one reason I'm not scared
1. However bad the payback is, it couldn't possibly be worse than his music!! BWA-HA-HA-HA-HA
To: lodwick
ROTFLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The scary thing is that this actually could become an "in" thing. Weirder things have happened.
To: lodwick
Oh Loddy, that is SO sick!
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