[GirlShortstop]

Maybe they should call him "Butch"? No wait...        Actually I was thinking maybe, oh... the name on his birth certificate?   Of course under the assumption that his parents aren't knuckleheads who actually named him "stevie".

[FormerLib]

Actually, "knucklehead" is a very polite term for a dad who was no time for his own son. I seldom am so polite.