He turns out to be extremely easy to find, actually. Took me about three minutes. Ah, the magic of the Internet.
I think it would outside the proper sphere of FR to publish his street address and phone number here, so I won't. But if there's another Alan Ralsky in West Bloomfield, I sure pity that poor SOB. In fact, anyone with that name anywhere in the country is probably looking for a legal change about now - "Osama bin Laden" might garner a less hostile reaction.
Yeah. I was able to find his full name and address too. Big as life right there on that little 'ol web page. But had no desire to publish it here either. "Them that wants is them that gots ....." As for me, I'm just having a laugh or two and filling out little spaces in time.