[altair]

He should suffer from cancer for several years, then be publicly impaled, slowly, and his family slaughtered in front of him in his last five, shreiking minutes.

You have a serious problem.

[Gorzaloon]

You have a serious problem.

Yes. It is spam.

Really, does everyone need a disclaimer for everything, all the time?

No one who actually meant that would write it in a public forum. OK, here's a sarcasm declaration.