[Travis McGee]

You put any pit bull notches in your Glock lately?

Hey, take those pit bull carcasses around to the Korean restaurant, they'll love you for it.

[Cap'n Crunch]

Well, I did get a call to go 'big game hunting' for rottweiler last weekend. A hysterical girl called the police because a rott got into her rabbit pen and ate her pet rabbit, while she watched.

I found the dog a few blocks over. It looked like a collie/rott mix.

I must be getting soft in my old age, I didn't have the heart to shoot it. Just told dispatch to leave a note for the dog warden.

[Cap'n Crunch]

"that not dog, that chicken leg"

There was a restaurant in the next city over, on the border of our city that was shut down for serving pup chow mein. This was about 10 years ago. I ate there once. They said it was chicken.