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A Few of FR's Finest....Every Day....12-11-02
Posted on 12/11/2002 7:48:03 AM PST by Billie
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To: Flyer
Hey - they did say that they would take "written" entires!
You was ROBBED!
No one had a tree like yours.
261
posted on
12/11/2002 4:21:11 PM PST
by
lodwick
To: FreeTheHostages
Please for goodness sake - unless you're a 'rat: stop saying, "At the end of the day."
That is so bentmember I cannot tell you.
At the end of the day, my a$$.
At the end of the day, we go to bed and go to sleep - for crying out loud.
262
posted on
12/11/2002 4:26:43 PM PST
by
lodwick
To: lodwick
That looks harsh - apologies FTH. But I hate all that reeks of bentmember. I hope you understand. JLJ
263
posted on
12/11/2002 4:29:50 PM PST
by
lodwick
To: yall
Cool things about being a man:
1. Your ass is never a factor in a job interview.
2. Your orgasms are real. Always.
3. Your last name stays put.
4. The garage is all yours.
5. Wedding plans take care of themselves.
6. You never feel compelled to stop a friend from
getting laid.
7. Car mechanics tell you the truth.
8. You don't give a rat's ass if someone notices your
new haircut.
9. Hot wax never comes near your pubic area.
10. Same work .. more pay.
11. Wrinkles-add character.
12. You don't have to leave the room to make
emergency crotch adjustments.
13. Wedding Dress $2000; Tux rental $100.
14. If you retain water, it's in a canteen.
15. People never glance at your chest when you're
talking to them.
16. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your
feet.
17. One mood, ALL the damn time.
18. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds.
19. A five-day vacation requires only 1 suitcase.
20. You can open all your own jars.
21. You get extra credit for the slightest act of
thoughtfulness.
22. Your underwear is $10 for a three-pack.
23. If you are 34 and single, nobody notices.
24. You can quietly enjoy a car ride from the
passenger's seat.
25. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
26. You can quietly watch a game with your buddy for
hours without ever thinking ''He must be mad at me."
27. No maxi-pads.
28. If another guy shows up at the party in the same
outfit, you just might become lifelong friends.
29. You are not expected to know the names of more
than five colors.
30. You don't have to stop and think of which way to
turn a nut on a bolt.
31. You are unable to see wrinkles in clothes.
32. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe
decades.
33. Your belly usually hides your big hips.
34. One wallet and one pair of shoes, one color, all
seasons.
35. You can "do" your nails with a pocketknife.
36. Christmas shopping can be accomplished for 25
relatives, on December 24th, in minutes.
37. The world is your urinal.
264
posted on
12/11/2002 4:45:59 PM PST
by
lodwick
To: Aquamarine
I took a hint from you and tried that centering thing......held my breath, hit the post button and voila, it worked, at least, so far.
Thank you, Aquamarine.
265
posted on
12/11/2002 5:01:05 PM PST
by
jwfiv
To: lodwick
I scolled down the page to see the top half of that blue plate special, and knew it musta come from you...scrolled a little further, confirming my suspicion...makes me awful hungry...I like those cheap rolls.
266
posted on
12/11/2002 5:04:27 PM PST
by
jwfiv
To: jwfiv
It's really easy once you get used to it. I saw the sunrise that you posted AND centered. It looks like we're all going to benefit from your new HTML skills.
Are you ready to post music yet? :)
To: jwfiv
![](http://images.fotki.com/v10/photos/3/34603/88823/29web-vi.jpg)
Baylor University campus tonight
To: ValerieUSA
Oh, that's too cool.
Tonight? On the Baylor campus tonight?
The stars, and lamp posts, are bright, deep in the Heart of Texas
Beeyooteefull!
And, nicely centered...)
269
posted on
12/11/2002 6:17:56 PM PST
by
jwfiv
To: Aquamarine
Truth is, I felt so good about that centered picture that, yes, I thought about posting music.
Soon as I learn to fly, I wanna go to the moon.
Am I ready? Hmm, need to think about that, but I must have a nice little tune, or two, on the shelves t'would be fun to share...need to think about that.
270
posted on
12/11/2002 6:21:44 PM PST
by
jwfiv
To: All
"This is from me to those that have not written yet, please write, use it,
tell about your family, your hobbies, how the weather is, what are you planning for the holidays.
Tell a funny thing that happened, send a joke anything. Tell about your pets and kids.
We miss home and it means a lot to hear from everyone."
From a US Marine's e-mail
The USO Canteen Post Office
E-Mail Our Military Links
To enter, Click on the Post Office
Please stop in the USO Canteen Post Office Daily to E-Mail our Troops.
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To: daisyscarlett
"Are these prizes for real or are they cyberprizes?"
They're real!
To: lodwick
(1) I have never to my recollection seen the word "bentmember" before, but I think I get the general idea.
(2) I appreciate that the point of your post is that you would like me not to use the phrase "at the end of the day." I have a friend who is always insisting that I stop using the phrase "in the real world" on the similar grounds that, well, actually, everything is in the real world. I'm more comfortable with your request actually. You're right -- unless we have to stay up and do the judging like last night, generally at the end of the day we go to bed and go to sleep. Consider my conduct reformed. But I live in DC and so I will persist in saying "in the real world." Because I'm pretty certain this is not it. Do you have a position on "in the real world"?
To: lodwick
Lodwick, re "that looks harsh" -- (1) I know you meant it helpfully! (2) look, I'm some relatively young (I flatter myself) pipsqueak newbie pretending to be judge for the day, it's about *time* one of you Finest regulars gave me a little talkin-to. I totally respect the strictness. I don't like "at the end of the day" either, frankly: I could see it being annoying. So, my goodness, after my judging thread, feel *free* to be harsh! I dish it out but I can take it too!
But, LOL, you use that word "bentmember" again -- LOL, *please* do not enlighten me. Seriously, this is a word foreign to me. I'm thinking that would be a "good place to be," except that you would object that the "place" where I am is whatever zipcode I do now find myself in, right? ;)
To: lodwick
You can quietly watch a game with your buddy for hours without ever thinking ''He must be mad at me."
LOL
To: 68-69TonkinGulfYatchClub
This is a great link. It's hard to pick one service so I guess I'll just go back and get them all. Thanks!
To: Mama_Bear
I love the Christmas card.
To: FreeTheHostages
To: dansangel
That is SO pretty....peaceful, serene.....too bad we can't have that and about 80 degrees, too! (Don't I just sound like a Floridian? LOL!) I think Julie, as a Floridian, would agree, No? Snow is pretty but I'd rather have palm trees & sandy beaches! One of the holiday traditions in Florida is Boat Parades with the vessels covered in hundreds of Christmas lights....a beautiful site to behold!
To: JulieRNR21; ValerieUSA
:) Great photos. Thanks for making me smile. I'm going to sleep.
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