[Tailgunner Joe]

It's true. Legally, you are whatever race you claim to be.

[Maximum Leader]

This is true. Though I met a girl whose parents were from South Africa (and she looked like Charlize Theron--- South African women are BEAUTIFUL) who said she lost a college scholarship when she showed up for class.

She had marked her ethnicity as African-American and the college accused her of fraud. In retrospect she should have hired a lawyer.
:o)