[Bluntpoint]

"I did not say homosexual sodomy. What about hetrosexual sodomy? What right does the state have to say that my wife and I can only have sex in the missionary position?"

Send into the state, in triplicate, positions that you would like approved, under various circumstances and amount of wine inbibed.

Please wait 3 to 6 weeks for response.

Thank you for your inquiry. BSP (Bureau of Sexual Positions)

[Feiny]

BWHAHAHAHA! Thanks for the funny posts!

[MattAMiller]

Send into the state, in triplicate, positions that you would like approved, under various circumstances and amount of wine inbibed. Please wait 3 to 6 weeks for response.

I recomend that you have a lawyer present at all times.