LOL...thank you fer that frank admission!!
FReegards...MUD
I left Montreal on Route 20 heading toward Quebec City when I decided to stop at a comfort station. The first toilet stall was occupied, so I went into the second one.
I was no sooner seated than I heard a voice from the next stall. "Hi, how are you doing?" Well, I am not the type to chat with strangers in highway comfort stations and I really don't know quite what possessed me, but anyway, I answered, a little embarrassed. "Not bad." And the stranger said, "And where are you off to?" Talk about your dumb question! I was really beginning to think this was too weird, so I said: "Well, just like you, I'm driving East."
Then I heard the stranger all upset say, "Look, I'll call your right back, there is some idiot in the next stall answering all the questions I'm asking you. "Bye!"