[Mudboy Slim]

"The crumbs are indeed proof that it did exist."

That looks like "Oodles of Noodles," not gingerbread, my FRiend. If we don't see a notarized deposition from yer dog attesting that yer alleged RamenNoodleHouse looks as you have described, I'm tempted to disqualify yer entry.

So Sayeth the Word of...MUD

[FreeTheHostages]

ROFL. "Paw-printed under the pains and penalties of perjury."

[Flyer]

a notarized deposition from yer dog

Signed, framed and delivered. . .