Might we please add to the list of passangers to install upon the never-to-see-port Barge Sadom & Gamorrah?
Passenger List:
1. Billyblythe Clinton, the vicious, fat bastard from the wrong side of the tracks
2. Shillery, the thieving bitch who has an inordinate amount of inconvenient friends who suicide themselves (Boy, is she gonna' be po'd at being second!!! titter!)
3&4. The "Pitiful Pearl Incarnate" and spawn of them, Chelsea and her power-enticed, publicity-starry, beastiality-embibing Oxford (gag, choke!) boyfriend
5. Rhino, the switch-pulling murderer/ess at Dachau-at-Waco
6. James Caaaville, the brainless, pitbull who has served his purpose
7/8. The Love Story duo, Patsie's For Hire, ALPHAgora and his prop
There's room for more...let's pile 'em in! Remember: These people have an aura which emits--upon all who cross 'em--an urge to commit suicide. Add as many as you like...the "natural" attrition should be great! :)