[doug from upland]

The winner clearly should have been Miss Northern Ireland, and that is not because of my Irish heritage. Miss Germany looks like she has cramps. Miss Kenya looks like an illegitimate child of Jesse Jackson. Is Miss Argentina an albino who died her hair? Miss Australia -- she makes you want to go visit the land down under.

[Sabertooth]

I thought Miss N.I. was easily the prettiest blonde, but Miss Oz just rocks.