UN (UNITED NITWIT) Council Delays Iraqi Arms Document Distribution

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[Audit_Jesse]

LACKEY INSPECTOR: I think we've got something, sir. The report is only a fragment from an inspection team in an Iraqi base, but it's the best lead we've had.

BLIX: (irritated) We have thousands of inspectors searching Iraq. I want proof, not leads!

LACKEY: The visuals indicate chemical readings.

BLIX: It could mean anything. If we followed every lead...

LACKEY: But, sir, the Iraqi nation is supposed to be devoid of chemical weapons.

Bush moves to a large screen showing an image of the Iraqi base. Iraqi military vehicles can be seen approaching the base in the distance.

Bush: You found something?

LACKEY: Yes, Mr. President.

Bush: (studying the image on the console screen) That's it. The Iraqi WMD's are there.

BLIX: Mr. President, there are so many uncharted settlements. It could be smugglers, it could be...

Bush: That is the base. And I'm sure Saddam is with them. Set your course for the Iraq system. General Franks, prepare you men.

[RummyChick]

Does the UN (blix or whomever) have the right to edit the document before letting the US see it and never letting the US see the 'real deal',

[Audit_Jesse]

I don't think they do. If you're referring to my above statement, it's a scene from the Empire Strikes Back. I just changed the names and locations to make it fit. I was going off of colorado tanker's lead. :)