How to stop jihad against America? Bury the enemy in pigskin coffins

Union Leader ^ | 12/06/02 | Deroy Murdock

[zygoat]

The pig is to the muslim what the cross is to the vampire.

[akash]

Hmm , nice idea. Incidentally isnt the "Moskovsky Komsomolets " the "Young Communists".

[Trickyguy]

The first rule of war: know your enemy.

[freethinkingman]

Bring on the Pork!!. Can the executions be public? In that case I'll toast them with beer and Pork Rinds!!

[DWSUWF]

I think it's a mistake to bury them at all.

We can never be sure that allah won't stop drinking, sober up, lighten up and allow pig-tainted martyrs into a sort of demi-paradise...

You know, a nice house in the 'burbs and a pair of twins who never went quite all the way with anyone.

No palace chock full of non-swarthy virgins, to be sure, but still an improvement over the terrorist's earthly home of painted concrete blocks and a chunky wife who came to the marriage with more miles on her than a 10 year old minivan.

We need to maintain a special pig farm where moslem executions are performed by 400 pound boars.

The ponderous porkers would be allowed to eat the condemned allah-thralls and convert them into pig feces.

Which would almost certainly be problematic even for an allah who wasn't seeing double...

[DWSUWF]

"...Yes good idea lets copy russian tactics because they are Soooo successful in Chechnia & afgahnistan..."

Hmmm...

It worked for Old Blackjack just fine.

If Ivan has had a little trouble copying Pershing's success that's not the first time the Russians have had a little slip twixt their cups and their lips.

Or is this about a sympathy for moslems? (spitting on floor)

[Maelstrom]

We should have been doing this since 9/11...maybe since the first attempt on the WTC.

I agree.

[American in Israel]

Better yet, since they all worship that rock that fell from the sky (it is the direction they point their heads while mooning god), take it out with a 2ooo pounder. While they are all confused at which direction to bow to because the old marker is a smoking hole, skywrite over the spot in arabic Our God is bigger than your God.

Game over.

[section9]

I got a solution...

Got bacon?

Be Seeing You,

Chris

[DWSUWF]

"...skywrite over the spot in arabic Our God is bigger than your God..."

Your suggestion is astonishingly close to a classified plan due to be executed at the beginning of the coming war.

Since you've let the cat out of the bag, we can discuss it.

The Air Force will soon roll out the XM-666, a next gen fighter that resembles a witch on a broomstick.

Capable of carrying multiple weapon platforms, the XM-666 will also be equipped with state of the art skywriting technology. The pilot can type in the desired message, select smoke color and hit a language specific function key.

The plane will then fly by wire, on autopilot, writing the message while the pilot plays 'Frogger' in a window that opens on the heads up display.

The mission that introduces the XM-666 will involve a tactical nuke strike on Medina followed by a skywriting display over Mecca, in black smoke, that says: 'SURRENDER MOHAMMED'.

The hope is that the towel-heads will be paralyzed by their conflicting desires to cravenly surrender big Mo and their inability to do so, considering the fact that he's dead as a doornail.

Keep this under your hat for now.

[DWSUWF]

"...My point is that as bush has been at pains to point out: ... "we are not at war with islam"..."

If W actually believes this, he's horribly wrong.

I assume, for now and for the sake of peace of mind, that these comments are calculated and disingenuous propaganda on his part.

The damnable moslems are at war with the world, led by a demon who is at war with God.

If we don't break them, they will break us.

[BallandPowder]

Powder..patch..Ball FIRE!

"...My point is that as bush has been at pains to point out: ... "we are not at war with islam"..."

If the President ever says "We are at war with Islam", how long before mosques all over America start becoming bar-b-que pits for hog roasts? Not very long.

[Licensed-To-Carry]

Works for me.

[TheJollyRoger]

Fighting terrorism is easy...take the terror to the terrorist.

Kill anyone that gives aid, comfort, propaganda outlets, money, food, a place to sleep, weapons, fuel, ammo, or even a pleasant 'good morning'to the terrorist. Bomb them out of existance.

Send the terrorist a box with his mother's head in it and a note that says 'How many more of your family members must suffer for YOUR actions?'.

Follow that box with one containing his sister's head. Then his brother's ball$.

If he goes to the bank, burn down the bank, if he goes to church, bomb the church, if he goes to town, bomb the town. If he goes to the doctor, burn down the hospital.

Kill everyone and destroy everything he comes into contact with. No one on Earth will want him in their yard.

Then throw his body into the swine feeding lot. The next time he is exposed to sunlight, will be squirting out of a pig's a$$.

Send videos to his friends...just so they will know what REAL terrorism is...and how to avoid it.