[sonofatpatcher2]

Here's Andy Rooney's Christmas Prayer:

"Almighty and most merciful Father, we humbly beseech Thee, of Thy great goodness, to restrain these immoderate election results and Fox News with which we have had to contend. Grant us fair weather for Battle. Graciously hearken to us as the one true faith, Liberal Democrats, who call Thee that, armed with Thy power, we may advance from victory to victory, and crush the oppression and wickedness of our Godless Republican enemies, and establish our Left leaning justice among men and nations. Amen."

Hear it the other night on Larry King.

[TLI]

Ya forgot the hurling barf alert....

or someone could just drag him up on a stage with a Patton look-alike, lock all the doors, let the look -alike give the Patton speach , then Andy Loony could give his. Let nature take it's course.

[KeyBored]

Andy Rooney is an agnostic.

Scroll down the list to the agnostic section to find him.