". And oh yeah, could we at least consider a moratorium on the dead-bird tradition?
How about getting up from that table and form a "'Shoot and Release' Be Kind to Animals Society"?
You don't know what Freedom is and you can't even recognize clues. Your entire piece is a rant, completely full of slanderous lies, that trash other people that have refused to become your slaves. You're a propagandist for the left and complaining about other people that don't give you control, over the enterprise and wealth they've created, is all you can do.
Your enterprise is to collect emotionally gullible sheep and herd them to the D switch on election day and to the periodic riots you people invoke, when you don't get your own way. You are otherwise impotent, as in the note on your graphic. It's not just that you feel that way.
Keep your hands off my dinner.
I didn't have the patience to read the whole dreadful thing, so I will just have to be satisfied with picking apart your opening paragraph. My gag tolerance wouldn't allow me to read any further. I admire my fellow FReepers whose experience in dealing with people like you has built their tolerance up. I, however, am not of such vast expertise.
During my 1980s peace activist days
Since there wasn't really any American war going on then, I would have to say this is a vieled "When I was a lazy non-working puke"
, my mom made the mistake
You don't say !!
of letting me say grace before one Thanksgiving meal.
This is a misnomer, my friend. What you said certainly wasn't grace. More like anti-grace.
Ive never been one to just mindlessly repeat some prayer drummed into my head in Sunday school class - thats way too uncreative.
So what you are saying is that your parents forced your sorry butt to go to church, where you never learned the traits of gratefullness and appreciated for the care of others in your life. And your smart aleck response was a vain attempt to defer the twinge of guilt you felt at the time, although apparently your conscience and sense of thankfulness has long since died.
So I thought hard and came up with something like this: "God, thank you for letting us live in a country where we have the freedom to sit around a dead bird trying to think of things were thankful for, as many people around us lose their jobs and homes and cant carry out this dead-bird tradition."
And you ought to be thankful that God didn't strike your sorry butt down at the time for such a high-handed demeanor. You fail to recognize, even now I bet, that you were talking to Almighty God at that time, and you will have to answer for it in the last day. My advice to you: Jesus said " I tell you, unless you repent, you shall all likewise perish"
Sincerely, BSunday
Oh - wait - I just remembered your screen name. Never mind. You couldn't have a thought, let alone one that was original.
I wonder why the lay-off... Not liberal enough for a mainstream paper, maybe? Too many brain cells still functioning? Failing to inject enough leftist opinion into "news" stories? Hmm.