[Paleo Conservative]

``Baby,'' he finally says, swaying ever so slightly in the breeze, ``I am ready right now to make a commitment. To you.''

Was this before or after he became Mr. Teresa Heinz?

[friendly]

Every time John Kerry goes to bed with his wife it's a fund raising event.

ROTFLMAO. And who's the 'ho in this lovely relationship? Kerry was a man'ho before Heinz' 57 varieties. One wonders about Kerry's commitment to the widder Heinz, once she serves his purposes (read money).