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hhhhmmmmmm.....
1 posted on 12/03/2002 7:38:01 PM PST by Mark Felton
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To: Mark Felton
OK. Who would allow a RAT HEAD to be grafted onto his THIGH, and it would MOVE ITS MOUTH!??!

This is beyond creepy. Arrest these people!

2 posted on 12/03/2002 7:40:27 PM PST by Miss Marple
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To: Mark Felton
Grafted onto peoples' legs? Yeah, but after a month or two, the peoples' legs start wanting to eat garbage and copulate...
3 posted on 12/03/2002 7:40:59 PM PST by pabianice
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Oh boy. They're cloning DemoRATS...

--Boris

5 posted on 12/03/2002 7:48:08 PM PST by boris
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To: Mark Felton
Fish heads
Fish heads
Rolly Polly Fish heads
Fish heads
Fish heads...Eat them up, yum!
6 posted on 12/03/2002 7:49:06 PM PST by boris
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To: Mark Felton
A transplanted [rat] brain can develop as normal for at least three weeks, and the mouth of the head will move...

This kind of research has potential -- especially for human candidates within the Democratic Senate...specifically, in the state of New York.

7 posted on 12/03/2002 7:50:50 PM PST by F16Fighter
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If Hillary got a rat head sewn to her perineum, her pantsuit would never have to come off, it'd be self cleaning!
11 posted on 12/03/2002 7:56:01 PM PST by Solamente
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To: Mark Felton
Calling Dr. Moreau
13 posted on 12/03/2002 7:57:14 PM PST by Libertina
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To: Mark Felton
Like small boys pulling the wings off flies. It reminds me of an incident in a terrific novel I read a couple of weeks ago, which I warmly recommend to anyone who likes to read strange, unusual, but beautifully written novels. It's Kirsten Bakis, "Lives of the Monster Dogs."


15 posted on 12/03/2002 7:58:54 PM PST by Cicero
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To: Mark Felton
Don't give Michael Jackson any more ideas.
22 posted on 12/03/2002 8:08:07 PM PST by Consort
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To: Mark Felton
This explains South Dakota.
27 posted on 12/03/2002 8:15:47 PM PST by Redcloak
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To: Mark Felton
"The days of Noah...'
35 posted on 12/03/2002 8:58:18 PM PST by sheik yerbouty
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To: Mark Felton
hhhhmmmmmm.....

Hmmmm is right. I think the DemocRats have just found the solution to their 2004 election problems.

Gore, Lieberman, Kerry, Edwards, Daschle, Gephardt et al will have their heads grafted onto Hillary's thighs. The cellulite will provide a nutritionally rich environment for the grafted bits. During debates- she can lift up her skirt hem and let them all have something to say. The upside for Hillary- Bubba never tries to get into her pants suit again.

37 posted on 12/03/2002 9:24:10 PM PST by Prodigal Son
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To: Mark Felton
Infant rat heads grafted onto adults' thighs (grafted heads could be "excellent models")

You know, that's a picture that I really didn't need to think about. Infant rat heads hanging off of adult rat thighs, their little mouths opening and closing as they reach for food.

Ick. Ack. Arrgh.

Why do I feel like I'm going to cough up a hairball?
38 posted on 12/03/2002 9:30:49 PM PST by Billy_bob_bob
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To: Terriergal
Here's one for ya, make sure you ping sungirl....
41 posted on 12/03/2002 10:12:09 PM PST by cavtrooper21
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