"Mudboy Slim!!"
(To be sung to the Grateful Dead's "Candyman")
Come on, you mind-numbed Lib'rals...with yer heads all hangin' down...
Open up yer minds now...'cuz Ol' Mudboy Slim's in town!!
Come on, Union Workers...Ditch Dem Chi-Com HO's!!
Medyuh's LIED forever...Big Guv'ment wastes yer money, folks!!
Look out...Look out...fer Mudboy Slim!!
Sings his songs and he fights Left's spin!!
Petty Lib'rals won't have no friends once...
Justice Band FReeps Limbaugh, my FRiends!!
I come up from Richmond where I learned to talk Left's jive.
When I get done with Willie, Slick'll be DE-LEGITIMIZED!!
Howdy there, Willie BentOne...it seems yer doin swell!!
Once I git me some airtime, I'll sing you straight to Hell!!
Look out...Look out...fer Mudboy Slim!!
Sings his songs, and he fights to win!!
Punk McAwful won't have no friends once...
Mudboy Slim FReeps Limbaugh, my FRiends!!
Oooh-oooh-oooh-oooooh
Oooh-oooh-oooh-oooooh!!
Come y'all Lib'ral wenches, if you have got the spine...
Join US up in DeeCee, folks...we'll lay it on the line!!
Hand MUD his ol' blues harp...pass Lewinskys roun'!!
Want you to tell everybody you FReep that Mudboy Slim's in town!!
Look out, Lib'rals...RAT Party's DEAD!!
Sing yer songs but RAT Demons're REDS!!
Effete Lib'rals won't have no friends once...
FReeper bands hold Power, my FRiends!!
FReegards...MUD