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Come on you guys! I've been captured by aliens hundreds of times and it's swell. You have these female aliens (vavavavavoom!) who take your clothes off (hell, I can't get my wife to do that!), and then they probe every orifice of your body (vavavavoom!) with strange instruments.

Then, you get to procreate with the hottest alien babes they have (vavavavoom!) while the guy aliens film it (I've asked for distribution rights in the Milky Way and a 5% up front deal). Afterwords, we all sit around and have a drink with the Captain and play Space Invader on their video screen.

Next thing I know I'm back on earth (they usually plop me back down into a men's room at the GreyHound Bus Station - don't know why!?) and I find myself chomping-at-the-bit to go back again.

But seriously, you have to admit it was pretty neat when the Colonel pumped a slug into his drunk wife while she's lying on the road. I mean you can't see that kind of thing on Bachelor 2!

Hi Doc. Just read your post. I'm still crackin up over your fantasy of the beautiful Alien creature woman probing every orifice of yours. You certainly have a way with words, LOL.

When Crawford took out his drunk wife, if looks could have killed, HE would have been dead. What a jerk. Telling her he was sending her off to a nice, alcohol Rehab center and he killed her and his Aide instead.

WE could have written a better script...heck, we have!