Possibly, especially if you are rich, then definitely. There’s a fair amount of drinking in the family bush and quite a few of us look nothing like another. It isn't unknown for a male member to surprisingly find out he is not only married, but has been for years and the little strangers in the house are his kids. Or so he is told. We’ve talked about DNA test to clear up who begot what but then the brother/sister thing comes up and no one wants to go there. Some of the familial traits are iron stomachs and livers. Bad harts. Cheap beyond reason. Not particularly hygienic. Argumentative, especially to family. Usually known to the authorities. Good to dogs. Hard on lawyers. Careless about forms, permits, licenses, codes, rules and whatnot. Terrible book thieves. Garages and basements filled with junk. Lately with the advent of cable TV, the horizons have opened and many of us are talking about new found places to visit like Rhode Island or Brockton. .
Hysterically funny post. I needed a good laugh. I love this place.