I know. It's pathetic. This guy is in bad need of a week or two in Rio, where he will never again give a crap about the delusionally self-centered musings of female icons like these.
After a week's trip to Rio, his next conversation with one of these Oprah-fied princesses might go like this:
"Let's see...ticket, passport...I'm sorry, what we're you saying? You kicked your boyfriend's ass last night?...Hey, that's great...Say, could you hand me that bag of gifts over there? Yeah, that one...but don't look inside, if you have delicate eyes...What? You think men all suck? Why do you think tha- Oops, hey there's my cab...Gotta run, hope that man-hating thing works out for ya...I'll see you in a couple weeks, maybe a couple months. Chiao!"