[hchutch]

I'd love for him to say 9/11 did not happen to Ted Olson's face.

[Miss Marple]

I would love for him to say it to MY face, and I lost no one I knew in the WTC or Pentagon.

I like the "unwelcome person" idea. I also think he should be dogged by protesters wherever he goes. Freedom of speech cuts both ways, and I think he needs to get a good taste of it.

[hellinahandcart]

I like this man, even more so now that I see his picture.

He has a very punchable little mouth, and ears that are just screaming to be pinned back...doncha think? LOL

[Poohbah]

I'd love for him to say 9/11 did not happen to Ted Olson's face.

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Memorandum

From: Attorney General John Ashcroft
To: Solicitor General of the United States Theodore Olson

Subj: UNPROFESSIONAL BEHAVIOR

Teddy,

I know that 9/11 still has you a bit out of sorts, but that is no excuse for ramming that Frog weenie's face through a plate glass window in front of CNN and MSNBC cameras.

Next time you get the urge to do that, make sure the cameras aren't looking. Try pointing off in the distance and shouting "Look! It's Elvis!"

You up for golf at Burning Tree next Saturday?

Sincerely,

John

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BTW, I'd love for that Frog weenie to say it to MY face...I lost a couple of professional colleagues at the Pentagon. The hell of it was that I was finally going to meet them face-to-face that night for dinner (I'd worked with them by email and phone for three years).