As a matter of fact, they do.
For the benefit of those who may not know, the Alamance News -- or as it's better known around town, "The Grit," is the local equivalent of the National Enquirer -- and it prints all the trash there is to print, copying most of it right off the blotter at the police station and the courthouse.
One interesting thing is does do however is print the RACE of the person they're talking about, black or white or Hispanic.
One thing about them that you don't do, what they print is FACT.
I'm sure that suits you just fine, as you can avoid all except your Arian brothers.