The gift that keeps on Giving
The top reason we need to give a Freeper Cookbook !
# 10 If we're not going to eat, it's good to know what we've missed!
# 9 It's good to know that you don't have to waste road kill!
# 8 Freepin woman, love a cookin man, and verse vicey!
# 7 Some great pointers on how to change the subject, if you've screwed up real bad!
# 6 A useful place for those Disgusting and Vicious names of recipes!
# 5 To break a Left Wingers Bleeding Heart, with a Spotted Owl Stir fry!
# 4 At last, somethin to talk about, that other folks Really want to hear about!
# 3 A way to make something so Damned good, out of something so Damned bad!
# 2 A way to take care of their Friends, like Jim Robinson, and get Fat ta boot
# 1 A Living Memorial of the Clinton Era, that doesn't have DNA on it!