[L.N. Smithee]

Oh, yeah, in answer to your question:

Last question. The two women down the street were married by their minister here in California. Are they married or not?

No. They're not. They aren't married in the eyes of the law, and they aren't married in the eyes of God, either -- unless you count the one that exists only in their minds.

[breakem]

They were married by their minister in their religion. Your knowledge of what God thinks of their marraige is awesome. I certainly can't top your contacts. I'll tell them tomorrow, you said God said no deal. And hey thay couls still get a discount on that ring.

I guess you want the government to support your religion over theirs? Last I heard that was unconstitutional.