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Would Jesus Buy an SUV?
The Chalcedon Report ^ | 11-21-2002 | Timothy D. Terrell

Posted on 11/29/2002 6:19:17 PM PST by Wallace T.

Television ads running in eight cities in the Southeast and Midwest this month ask, "What Would Jesus Drive?" An organization called the Evangelical Environmental Network, which is sponsoring the ads, is drafting Jesus Christ into their campaign to get Americans to buy more fuel-efficient cars.

The EEN website has a special pledge that the group is asking sympathizers to sign:

Pollution from cars hurts people and the rest of God's creation. Driving impacts human health, contributes to global warming, and increases our reliance on oil from unstable countries and environmentally sensitive areas. Making transportation choices that threaten millions of human beings violates Jesus' basic commandments: "Love your neighbor as yourself" (Mk. 12:30-31); and "Do to others as you would have them do to you" (Lk. 6:31). In making my transportation choices with the Risen Lord Jesus, I believe He wants me to travel in ways that reduce pollution and consumption of gasoline.

Confessing Jesus Christ to be my Savior and Lord, including Lord of my transportation choices, I pledge the following.

Other groups have attempted to make similar connections between Christianity and fuel economy. One of the more recent efforts is an Episcopal resolution on energy policy, adopted in February of this year. It advocates extensive government intervention to achieve energy conservation and reduce pollution. The resolution urges government to:

Certainly, pollution has an impact on human health. It might be worth asking, however, if reducing pollution from automobiles would save more lives than it costs. One of the easiest ways to make vehicles more fuel-efficient is to make them smaller and lighter. Of course, smaller and lighter generally means that safety is being sacrificed. Economists Robert Crandall and John Graham found that diminished vehicle crashworthiness resulting from the CAFE fuel economy standards may have resulted in 2,200 to 3,900 excess fatalities and 11,000 to 19,500 excess serious injuries in the year of their study. Fuel-efficiency can mean human-life-inefficiency.

Smaller and lighter also means less passenger space, cargo space, and comfort. Less passenger space means more vehicles are necessary when carrying more people — and two econoboxes cost more in fuel and maintenance (read: used oil and tires!) than a gas-guzzling SUV. Since most cars are not carrying more than one or two people most of the time, it would seem that a smaller car would do. But people have to consider the 5 percent of the time that they might need more passenger or cargo space for family trips, towing, or taking the lawnmower to the shop. Even if the capacity is infrequently used, it is expensive to buy or rent a separate vehicle large enough for those occasions. As economist Tom DiLorenzo noted recently, SUVs may actually have caused a reduction in gasoline use by substituting one big vehicle for several smaller ones.

There are other ways to increase fuel efficiency apart from reducing size and weight. More expensive, technologically sophisticated engines would be one possible solution. So far, the expense of electric or hybrid cars has meant that people are still buying gasoline-powered cars. Mandatory efficiency-increasing or pollution-reducing gizmos on gasoline-powered cars could backfire. If they make the vehicle more expensive, which they almost always do, they could worsen pollution because people would keep their older cars longer — and older cars generate more pollution than newer ones.

Expensive. Well, if it is immoral to drive an SUV, what does it matter what the expense is? Except that we are called to be good stewards of all that we are given. That means we have to balance our transportation expenses with our expenses on other things like housing, food, charity, clothing, education, medical services, communication, and entertainment. Choosing high-tech engines or a separate economy car for commuting means more expense, and a sacrifice of other valuable things. Preferring more fuel-efficiency means, to some extent, less living space, less charitable giving, more ignorance, and less medical care. Some evangelical environmentalists prefer to think that good things can be had without giving up other good things. Only God does not have to economize.

Smaller engines would increase fuel economy, too, though that means less power for acceleration, uphill driving, or towing. Acceleration can be "fun," of course. Perhaps the WWJDrive people think Jesus was opposed to fun, at least if it wasn't free. Then there are the more "practical" benefits of acceleration — like merging into 70 mph traffic when the entrance ramp is short and sloped uphill. There, a lack of power can be positively unsafe.

When I was in the Czech Republic earlier this year, I saw the consequences of government intervention into auto decisions. There, the tax on automobiles is linked to the size of the engine. Also, thanks to more taxation, gasoline is much more expensive than it is in the United States. More powerful engines are therefore much more expensive to own than the cost of production would dictate, and engines of 3 liter displacement or more are regarded as luxuries. This simply adds to the already hazardous driving conditions on that country's highways, as cars and trucks that are incapable of maintaining a safe speed mix with cars that are traveling at normal highway speeds. Of course, the diehard interventionist will simply argue for speed governors on all cars. Everyone's time is equally valuable, after all, and therefore no one could possibly have a justifiable reason for driving faster than anyone else.

So what would Jesus drive? Of course Jesus, being omniscient, would not need gasoline price information to make a good decision. But, in the spirit in which the question was asked, one would have to admit that factors like passenger capacity (for the disciples), cargo room (for leftover baskets of bread and fish), and power (for those uphill drives from Jericho to Jerusalem) would be important. Tom DiLorenzo thinks he has a good idea about what his choice would be: "since [Jesus] was a carpenter he would be driving a Dodge Ram pickup truck with a V8 engine and one of those silver tool chests in the back. Probably with extra large wheels to get around the rocky terrain of the Middle East."


Timothy Terrell teaches economics at a small liberal arts college in South Carolina. In addition, he is director of the Center for Biblical Law and Economics, on the Internet at http://www.christ-college.edu/html/cble/. Dr. Terrell can be contacted at terrelltd@wofford.edu.


TOPICS: Culture/Society
KEYWORDS: environment; jesuschrist; suvs
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Jesus was a carpenter. I suspect he would drive a pickup truck!
1 posted on 11/29/2002 6:19:17 PM PST by Wallace T.
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To: Wallace T.
A 4x4 no doubt!
2 posted on 11/29/2002 6:21:58 PM PST by ItisaReligionofPeace
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To: Wallace T.
What is their problem? Of course he would...and one big enough for all the apostles to boot. MAybe a Suburban?
IF they are so upset over this...why aren't they going after trucks and semi's and the deisel engine which gives off fumes that make you sick when you are behind it?? What a joke!
3 posted on 11/29/2002 6:22:52 PM PST by Sungirl
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To: Wallace T.
I think he would buy a Humvie. That might hold 12 passengers.
4 posted on 11/29/2002 6:24:38 PM PST by babygene
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To: Wallace T.
According to 60% of televangelists, JC would tool around in a Cadillac.
5 posted on 11/29/2002 6:26:06 PM PST by dasboot
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To: Wallace T.
Cultural historians will marvel at a nation so strong and full of faith that it could spend time contemplating how our central religious figure would travel in our world.

BTW, as a NativeNewYorker who rarely drives, I wonder what subway line He would commute on.

I think He would take the 4. It starts in an Irish Catholic neighborhood, skirts a place of resting souls (Woodlawn Cemetery), looks upon the poor and the laborers, passes the Mother Church of baseball (Yankee Stadium), then bends down toward Hades before crossing the rive into Sodom. :)

That was humor, and I hope no one is offended.

6 posted on 11/29/2002 6:30:28 PM PST by NativeNewYorker
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To: Wallace T.
No, no...the bible tells us what they drove back then, silly.

".....and they were all with one Accord...." Acts 5:12b

7 posted on 11/29/2002 6:30:54 PM PST by anniegetyourgun
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To: anniegetyourgun
lol good one!

But the truth is, Jesus wouldn't BUY a car. He would have ridden in whatever vehicle someone offered as a ride.

8 posted on 11/29/2002 6:35:55 PM PST by eccentric
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To: Wallace T.
Alas, I have lost the image of the winking Jesus giving a thumbs up. I was going to edit a photo of Him next to an SUV :(
9 posted on 11/29/2002 6:42:54 PM PST by Texaggie79
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To: Wallace T.
Check over here ... If'n you all can't find the answer.. lots of other threads with plenty of discussion
10 posted on 11/29/2002 6:43:01 PM PST by deport
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To: eccentric
I know...I know...foxes have holes and birds have nests...but the Son of Man didn't have wheels....
11 posted on 11/29/2002 6:45:11 PM PST by anniegetyourgun
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To: Wallace T.
Love this one...

First off, he was a carpenter so he would have driven a pickup truck to carry his tools and lumber, certainly a truck with an extended bed to carry drywall and plywood sheathing. Since Jesus' work takes him among thieves, he'd need a deluxe locking toolbox behind the cab.

Jesus would need more than just cargo space. With all those disciples, he'd be carrying a lot of passengers, so we'll equip his truck with a super crew cab. Jesus' demographics skew working-class, so we'll put a rack over the rear window. No, not for guns. For Peter's fishing gear.

I think we're looking at top-of-the-line trucks here, a GMC Sierra 2500, a Ford F-350 or a Dodge Ram 3500. Those little toy trucks won't do.

The best roads in Roman times were fitted stone blocks that would shake a lesser vehicle to pieces and the ordinary roads were little better than paths heavily rutted by ox carts. So we'll need heavy-duty shocks and springs and maybe we better jack the body up off the frame a little for better ground clearance. Dual rear wheels wouldn't hurt, either.

Since he'll be using the truck to journey to the mountaintop and sojourn in the wilderness, he'll need off-road capability, four-wheel drive, oversize tires and brush guards over the grille.

Being a helpful sort, Jesus may want to help his neighbors get to market by throwing their oxen in the back and towing their carts. So we'll need the towing package and the oversize side mirrors. And of course Quadrasteer for the narrow streets of Jerusalem.

There's no sense scrimping on power, so we'll go for a 6.6-liter turbo diesel putting out at least 325-horsepower. Jesus was of course familiar with the feast of Hanukkah, in which the oil in the lamps was continuously replenished, so fuel consumption shouldn't be a big deal.

We'll opt for the five-speed automatic transmission so he'll have one hand free to bless the multitudes. And a CB with twin antennas to better spread the Word.

Jesus did much of his work among the poor and dispossessed, and you might think that would require a clunker with a dragging tailpipe or at least an austere little econobox. But that would be patronizing and demeaning. He should drive the kind of vehicle that the poor and dispossessed would drive if they weren't poor and dispossessed. That means we go with the complete chrome option package and a boom car quality sound system.

The color? White, of course. White symbolizes all kinds of good things in the Bible, but Desert Tan might be nice, too. A vanity plate? Let's not press our luck.

So how will we know if this is truly What Jesus Would Drive?

Because people will look at it, spread their arms, look heavenward and say, "Good Lord, now that's a truck!'

Credit: Dale McFeatters
12 posted on 11/29/2002 6:53:36 PM PST by Eric Esot
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To: Wallace T.
Somehow I find the trivialization of Jesus to answer the question of what vehicle he would drive to be somewhat offensive. But I will use it to recap some of his qualities.

Understand first of all that Jesus has the ability to eliminate pollution and extend oil reserves in the blink of an eye. Neither is really an issue to Him, except as an example to us to be good stewards in our duty to care for the earth. He knows the future so He knows the timing of new technologies and their impact.

We know that He was humble in that He came in as a babe in swaddling clothes and rode into Jerusalem on a donkey and was willing to die in the most shameful way. But we also know that He was called a wine-bibber and a glutton, so it's not a foregone conclusion that he would deny himself the pleasure of an SUV. However, I doubt he would choose a vehicle of "status" such as a cadilac that offers no additional practical functionality. Indeed He may have harsh words for the TeleEvangelists as he did for the Pharisees of the day.

The arguments that as a carpenter he would lend toward a truck or van, or that as a minister with 12 deciples he would lean towards a larger vehicle are excellent practical arguments.

Jesus would tell us that we are not defiled by the vehicle we drive, but rather what proceeds out of our hearts. That sin still originates in our desires and it's our desires that we have to conform to His, our minds that must be transformed, and our love for others that must grow if we would be victorious over sin.

I think Jesus would deal with so many other issues first, that whether or not to drive an SUV is not going to come up for a long long time.
13 posted on 11/29/2002 6:59:34 PM PST by DannyTN
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To: babygene
Here you go!


14 posted on 11/29/2002 7:00:54 PM PST by jslade
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To: Wallace T.
Jesus was a revolutionary, a free thinker, a loner, He would drive a Harley!
15 posted on 11/29/2002 7:03:06 PM PST by Death before dishonor
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To: Wallace T.
More importantly, what would Jesus do, for a Klondike bar?
16 posted on 11/29/2002 7:12:53 PM PST by Lokibob
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To: Wallace T.
Gimme a break he wouldnt buy a vehicle under his stature he wouldnt even drive... That would be taken care of for him in this day and age this is prolly what he would ride in!


17 posted on 11/29/2002 7:14:37 PM PST by ATOMIC_PUNK
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To: Lokibob
More importantly, what would Jesus do, for a Klondike bar?

Just ask for it !

18 posted on 11/29/2002 7:16:04 PM PST by ATOMIC_PUNK
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To: Wallace T.
Would Jesus Buy an SUV?

No, he'd probably lease.

20 posted on 11/29/2002 7:25:33 PM PST by IronJack
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