|
Name*
|
Role
|
Status
|
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Tom Mohammad Daschle
|
Senate Obstructionist, and all around liberal jerk. |
At large |
|
Patrick al-Hadi Leahy |
Blocker of good judges. |
Apprehended |
|
Dick Abdullah Gephardt |
Formal liberal leader, and constant flip flopper |
Soon to be voted out |
|
Jim Hari al-Jeffords |
United States Traitor..and a very dim bulb |
At Large. Spotted in Senate attempting to become a Republican again. |
| Nancy Hussein Mohamed Pelosi | Left leaning at large liberal. Armed and Dangerous | Unknown |
|
Bill Abdullah Basit Clinton |
Wanted for 8 years of tyranny in the US. |
Unknown |
|
Hillary Basit-almari-Sanchez-Clinton |
Financier |
At Large |
|
Terry Lop Lop Abdullah Mcaulife |
Financier of evil acts |
Unknown |