[ConservativeMan55]

I won't believe he is alive until I see him holding up a copy of today's New York Times with today's date on it.

[PokeyJoe]

I won't believe he is alive until I see him in front of a firing squad armed with pig fat soaked bullets pointed at his head.

[RANGERAIRBORNE]

Ever heard of PhotoShop? I could put together a picture of Bin Laden holding up that NYT in ten minutes (if you want sound and motion, that will cost extra!)

[okie01]

"I won't believe he is alive until I see him holding up a copy of today's New York Times with today's date on it."

The New York Times would happily write a check to the charity of Osama's choice for that endorsement...

[Quix]

SEE HIM HOLDING A NY TIMES WITH TODAY'S DATE, THAT YOU BOUGHT AND HANDED HIM IN PERSON.

[Starrgaizr]

Holding a copy of the New York Times? Heck, he'll probably write a column on the op-ed page.

[OldFriend]

OBL edits the NYT, isn't that enough for you!

[Dan Day]

I won't believe he is alive until I see him holding up a copy of today's New York Times with today's date on it.

Right, because seeing is believing and pictures don't lie. Oh, wait:

[samtheman]

I won't believe he is alive until I see him holding up a copy of today's New York Times with today's date on it.

I share your opinion. For him to show his face now would be a huge boost to his scumbag supporters around the world. He doesn't do it. Therefore, he's dead.