[Britton J Wingfield]

No pun intended. I meant hammered by the justice system. Add cigarettes to that, too.

[FormerLib]

Oh yeah, they'd hang you for the cigarettes, the alcohol, too.

But I think you'd get a pass on the porn, particularly if you were gay (not implying anything - just using a hypothetical) and were "helping" a "sexually confused" adolescent dealing with our "oppressive" society (oy vey, enough with the quote marks!).