[MadIvan]

I posted this story earlier in the day because I was hoping to nip it in the bud. Oh well.

Apparently it was a survey.

Regards, Ivan

[CobaltBlue]

Hi Ivan -

I am a fan of your posts so hope you won't be offended when I point out that "no sex please, we're British" is just a silly joke.

Actually the Irish have a worse reputation in bed than the Brits!

For example, I once bought an Irish friend of mine a book that called itself an Irish sex manual -- all the pages were blank!

The joke about Americans is that the men don't take long.

OK, here is Irish foreplay -- "Brace yourself, Bridget!"

Here is Texan foreplay -- "This won't hurt, did it?"

Jewish foreplay -- two hours of begging and pleading.

Don't know British foreplay but I do know what British women ask their men after sex -- "Feeling better?"

While American women ask their partners after sex -- "What did you say your name was?"

Just silly jokes.

[tall_tex]

You must admit that the United States has been well ahead of the curve on most ladies issues. We gave them the ability to vote, we held them to a higher standard, and gave them the right to say "no" not tonight, I have a headace, we will wake the children, it's my time of the month, not tonight, you just got home from fishing smell like fish, while knowing full well that she smells like fish every day and that she knows we "love" the smell of fish.

I am going to do a search, to check out your laws to see if I could come to G.B.

Do not know if you'all will let a Tall Texan there, but only if I should stay for a short time and get it on your national average, it would be well worth the airfare.

Would also improve the altitude challenged blood line there.


Thanks for posting the thread. But I am series.

Tom

[Billthedrill]

I posted this story earlier in the day because I was hoping to nip it in the bud. Oh well.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! No chance, mate. You're for it.

149 times a year? Yeah, I believe it - two weeks' worth of work a year and the rest is nothing but beer and cricket, isn't it?