[Xenalyte]

I could also use these:

1. A Guide to Arab Democracies
2. A Journey Through the Mind of Dennis Rodman
3. Amelia Earhart's Guide to the Pacific Ocean
4. Career Opportunities for History Majors
5. Contraception by Pope John Paul II
6. Detroit: A Travel Guide
7. Different Ways to Spell "Bob"
8. Dr. Kevorkian's Motivational Speeches
9. Easy UNIX
10. Ethiopian Tips on World Dominance
11. Everything Men Know About Women
12. French Hospitality
13. Bob Dole: The Wild Years
14. How to Sustain a Musical Career by Art Garfunkel
15. Mike Tyson's Guide to Dating Etiquette
16. Mormon Divorce Lawyers
17. One Hundred and One Spotted Owl Recipes by the EPA
18. Popular Lawyers
19. Staple Your Way to Success
20. Puritan Fun!
21. The Amish Phone Book

[Still Thinking]

22. Ethics for Elected Officials by President William BJ. Clinton

[Calico Cat]

My favorite 'non-existent' book: "Career Choices for History Majors."

[thingumbob]

You forgot PETA's best selling "Wild Game Cookbook"