A Few of FR's Finest....Every Day....11-25-02

Billie and daisyscarlett

[ST.LOUIE1]

Thank you ST.LOUIE, nice graphic.

Thank you!

Mountaineer is one of my favorite posters there, she's always got the scoop.

Looks to me like you ALL have the *scoop*!. You have a really fun thread.: )

[daisyscarlett]

I can't believe you missed out on the Victoria's Secret Live Thread...Bet you were a lurking and a howling...hee hee. And, HLL, why on earth did that rate a news thread instead of the cheesehole...Never mind...

And, Louie, here is a hug for you from that great site that swheats shared earlier. It is called a "fuzzy hug" so perhaps you can pass it on to Mama_Bear...

[mountaineer]

Oh, pshaw, t'weren't nuthin'. Scoop just kind of finds me, I don't find it.

[daisyscarlett]

Here is that fuzzy hug...

[larryjohnson]

Q: Locals await the arrival of fresh fiddleheads each spring and cherish their unique flavor and distinctive appearance."
SheLion and Larry Johnson-?
ANS:Neither of us are locals (we are "from away"). I have never sampled them. They grow along the road and up from the ocean in my very wetland. I like the bed of ferns in the shade of the trees. I will ask my daughter's inlaws at Thanksgiving dinner when there is a lull in conversation,which is most of the time.

[BigWaveBetty]

Ahhhhhh, thanks for telling me what's up with Pippin. Super new apt. huh? Sounds grrrrrreat!

Well, I'm gone again. Teenager claims to have homework to be done on the computer... ;-) I'll be checking it! Best get dinner started anyway.

Have a smooth move Pippin!

[ST.LOUIE1]

And, Louie, here is a hug for you from that great site that swheats shared earlier.
It is called a "fuzzy hug" so perhaps you can pass it on to Mama_Bear...

That's cute! I'll send it right now. : )

Thanks, DaisyDoo. : )

[ST.LOUIE1]

For my favorite girlbear, fuzzy. : )

[lonestar]

From email received today--

Celebrated playwright James Sherman is author of a hilarious "Hu's on First?" sketch that he penned - dripping wet - this week after the Communist Party chose Chinese Vice President Hu Jintao as its new general secretary.
A member of the Victory Gardens' Theater Playwrights Ensemble in Chicago, Mr. Sherman, with due credit to Abbott & Costello, tells Inside the Beltway the idea splashed into his head while showering Monday.
"I raced to the computer and knocked it out," reveals Mr. Sherman, who actually arrives in Washington today to discuss his long-running theater production, "The God of Isaac." Without further ado, "Hu's on First?"
(We take you now to the Oval Office)
George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?
Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
George: Great. Lay it on me.
Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.
George: That's what I want to know.
Condi: That's what I'm telling you.
George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?
Condi: Yes.
George: I mean the fellow's name.
Condi: Hu.
George: The guy in China.
Condi: Hu.
George: The new leader of China.
Condi: Hu.
George: The Chinaman!
Condi: Hu is leading China.
George: Now whaddya' asking me for?
Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.
George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?
Condi: That's the man's name.
George: That's who's name?
Condi: Yes.
George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yasser? Yasser Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.
Condi: That's correct.
George: Then who is in China?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yasser is in China?
Condi: No, sir.
George: Then who is?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yasser?
Condi: No, sir.
George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the secretary-general of the U.N. on the phone.
Condi: Kofi?
George: No, thanks.
Condi: You want Kofi?
George: No.
Condi: You don't want Kofi.
George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Not Yasser! The guy at the U.N.
Condi: Kofi?
George: Milk! Will you please make the call?
Condi: And call who?
George: Who is the guy at the U.N.?
Condi: Hu is the guy in China.
George: Will you stay out of China?!
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.
Condi: Kofi.
George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.
(Condi picks up the phone)
Condi: Rice, here.
George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East?

[Billie]

Hi, Clancy - I'm going to try picking up where I left off earlier - think I'm always running hours behind everyone else. LOL Good to see you here today. :)

[Billie]

Hi, Mo - how cute your graphic is!

[Billie]

Afternoon, my Fine Friend. Seems like I haven't seen much of you lately - you here and I'm not or I'm here and you're not? :)

[Billie]

Hi, Pippin!

[Billie]

Five lost pilots, four years, five different states. God Bless all.

[Billie]

LOL! Ok - not bill and hill. :)

[Billie]

Saying hello to Freedom'sWorthIt. :)

[Billie]

It's really nice hearing from you, CC - been a long time.

[Billie]

Hi, TLL! Thank you! :)

[Billie]

Well, lookit your pretty "Guild" banner!

(Pssssst! Ladies! You know he'll be looking for hugs from all of you!) :)

[daisyscarlett]

Lol...that is very funny. Thanks for posting it here.