[Former Proud Canadian]

Cretin and his government are self-destructing. He could fall any day. In any case, Canada will have a new Prime Minister in 2003, bank on it.

[Snowyman]

Prime Minister Jean Chrétien and his chauffeur were rolling down a country road at night when suddenly the limo hit a pig that has wandered onto the road. The pig was killed instantly. The Prime Minister instructed his driver, "Go up to da farm hover dere an' hexplain to da honer of da pig what 'appen."

An hour later, Chrétien saw his driver staggering back from the farm, his clothes wrinkled, lipstick on his face,with a bottle of wine in one hand and a cigar in the other.

"What 'appen to you?" asks the P.M.

"Well, Prime Minister, the farmer gave me a bottle of wine, his wife gave me a cigar, and their 19-year-old daughter made wild passionate love to me."

"Tabarnak! What did you tell dem?" asked Chrétien.
The driver answered, "Good evening, I am Jean Chrétien's chauffeur and I have just killed the pig."