[El Gato]

push him out of a C-130 over the north Atlantic

That will never do. A C-17 could make the fall alot longer.

[Excuse_My_Bellicosity]

Right on, a C-17 sure works for me. Let him dream of paradise and wake up wondering who turned off the A/C and why a big red guy with horns is jabbing him in the butt with a pitchfork.