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Reminds me of a quote from Winston Churchill:

Bessie Braddock, MP : Sir Winston, you are drunk. You are very drunk.

Winston Churchill: Madam, you are ugly. You are very ugly. Tomorrow I will be sober.

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And the other one ...

Bessie Braddock, MP : Sir Winston, if I were your wife, I would poison your tea!

Winston Churchill: Madam, if I were your husband, I would drink it.