I agree. I pledge therefore never to kill babies, oppress speech and religion, or imprison homeschooling mothers.
Good one, but that also means you can't mock the facially impaired! Unless it's Michael Jackson. Or bill or hillary. Daschle or Pelosi, okay Trent Lott too. That's it. No wait, CarVILE & Begala. And no Canadians except Chretien.