He (or she) will come into the court with perfectly blow dried hair, get on his knees in front of the jury. "We are a nation of laws", he will pronounce with a tear running down his face, "This law may not be popular, but if we ignored the laws of our great nation, there would be anarchy. Liberty and freedom would be in jeopardy. Therefore, ladies and gentlemen of the jury, you must render this criminal as guilty as charged!"
Texas probably has a law against THAT, too.