[myrabach]

Ummmm... I'm almost speechless here... a dildo dealer? Come here little girl, the first one's free!

I am a middle aged, blond, white woman who does a great deal of travel for a living. In an effort not to racially profile searches, I get searched 100% of the time! Isn't that profiling? Anyway, I have decided to carry a large, dildo of color in my carry on! Just gotta love the looks on the searchers when they pull that out of the bag and have to "examine" it for concealed explosives. And I always say, "Yes, that's mine, why?"

Good thing I now know that in Texas, I can't carry more than six of those babies... hehehehe

[Hemingway's Ghost]

Anyway, I have decided to carry a large, dildo of color in my carry on! Just gotta love the looks on the searchers when they pull that out of the bag and have to "examine" it for concealed explosives. And I always say, "Yes, that's mine, why?"

If you're serious, this is the funniest and ballsiest thing I've heard in a long while.

[riley1992]

ROTFL. God, that's good. I wish more people had your sense of humor.

[oust the louse]

that's wierds,I'm a guy and i do the same......

[sox_the_cat]

I'm a little perplexed at how they arrived at 6 as the legal limit. Do you think maybe they had a debate in the Teaxes legslature? Can't imagine a politician like Senator Byrd arguing that anything less a dozen is an infringement of personal rights.

I wonder if anybody filibustered? Will this lead to an amendment to the Texas Constitution similar to the 2nd Amendent, The Right to Bear....?

I may have to get a look at these laws. What constitutes a device, as such? There must be some sort of guidelines describing what constitutes this contraband.

[oceanperch]

Maybe you should rethink carrying on a large dildo in this day and age it could be a feleciony.
"Maam you could poke an eye out with that thing"