[ASA Vet]

Your story reminded me of an incident at a house fire a few years back.
After the fire we (I was a Fire Dept Officer back then,) cleared the scene.
About an hour later I drove by just to insure we didn't have a rekindle.
(that's a failure to do it right the first time.)
There was a car in the driveway, and someone was using a
flash light inside the burned home.
Inside I found the 16 year
old daughter of the owner in her bedroom.
She was down on her knees removing things from a build in under bed drawer.
When I spoke, she jumped a mile, and dropped her battery operated sex toy on the floor between us.
Of course the drop turned it on.
She was the most embarassed young lady I'v ever seen.
She gathered up her "thing," and I escorted her out of the building.

[Scully]

She was the most embarassed young lady I'v ever seen. She gathered up her "thing," and I escorted her out of the building.

You were the soul of discretion and tact. I must say though, I've never understood the whole sex-with-machinery thing.