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Police find 17 sex toys in local woman's car during DUI traffic stop
Longview News-Journal ^
| November 21, 2001
| John Lynch
Posted on 11/22/2002 6:01:00 AM PST by riley1992
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To: Physicist
(Do a select over my post...)ROTFLMAO!
To: riley1992
Its time to close the sex show loophole!
To: riley1992
Oh, good grief! We have illegals crawling all over this state commiting serious crimes and the police are using their resources to capture people with sex toys.
Oh, well...I'm not surprised one bit. This is the same state that arrested two homosexuals having sex in the privacy of their apartment in 1999.
To: Phantom Lord
Especially the drunk ones.
To: fightu4it
She thought she had 17 pleasure giving cell phones that never went off of vibrate.
To: Happygal
I'm not sure...but I do know that my husband's friend just bought a herd of goats for his ranch...
To: A CA Guy
I guess the FR "Hold Muh Beer" Alert will now have a female companion.
To: riley1992
The arrest report describes the 17 items as "obscene materials and obscene devices" ... 17??? Now wait a minute ...
(counts on fingers, removes socks and counts on toes ...)
I could see nine, even 10 in some counties in Alabama. But, 17?
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posted on
11/22/2002 7:27:31 PM PST
by
strela
To: riley1992
I wonder why nobody asked the Sheriff why he had a cucumber in his pants.
To: riley1992
Texas statute says an obscene device is ......an item designed as useful primarily for the stimulation of human genital organs. 
To: steve-b
That is way too funny! And it reminds me of that joke.
I'm saddened to announce the passing of The Energizer Bunny.
The Energizer Bunny, known best for "going and going and going..." passed away last evening at 12:42am.
Upon completion of the autopsy early this morning, the chief medical examiner ruled that the death was caused by acute cardiac arrest, induced by sexual over-stimulation.
Apparently, someone put the battery in backwards and the bunny kept coming and coming and coming...
Foul play has not been ruled out.
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posted on
11/23/2002 1:12:40 AM PST
by
lindor
To: billbears
If the citizens elected their state representatives that passed this law, then it should be enforced. No questions. So if a majority of Texans decided to elect Nazis it would be OK for them to pass a law and kill all the Jews in the state?
To: billbears
Never mind, Please disregard my last post. I see someone else has already ripped you a new one for your Absurdity
To: riley1992
Santas' elf arrested for DUI!
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posted on
11/23/2002 6:55:22 AM PST
by
kawliga
To: riley1992
I wonder if all 17 sex toys will still be in the evidence locker by the time she goes to trial?
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posted on
11/23/2002 7:12:37 AM PST
by
csvset
To: rmmcdaniell
And if you would have seen my response you would already know the answer to that question is in the negative
To: oceanperch
We need the War on Dildos now? No, we don't particularly need it, but I didn't write the law. She had a carload of something that's illegal in Texas. Should they have just ignored it when they saw it? Do you think cops should just ignore all stupid laws? Who gets to decide which ones are stupid? Each cop separately, as he sees fit?
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