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What would Jesus drive? Oh, please
Detroit Free Press ^
| November 22, 2002
| Tom Walsh
Posted on 11/22/2002 3:15:37 AM PST by riley1992
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To: Jaxter
To: dakine
Yeah, but I bet your dad's didn't have the drivers door bolted shut.
To: MsLady
He would drive a Suburban.There's one vehicle I can't stand the looks of.
To: Jaxter
And his wife would drive a Pacer! (That is if he has a wife..I'm not sure)
To: Dudesdad
I believe Jesus drove the money changers from the Temple. The apostles on the other hand liked Honda's because it says in the bible that they were all in one accord. LOL!
To: dakine
Been there. 1968 Buick Wildcat. Bigger than a Navigator and had a 1-gagillioon cubic inch engine. I feared no car and no man in that Galactica.
To: riley1992
Bolted?...
What the Hell?...Was it a converted NASCAR?...
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posted on
11/22/2002 4:54:09 AM PST
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dakine
To: freedumb2003
It was great, fitting 6 people in the car with no problems...
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11/22/2002 4:55:19 AM PST
by
dakine
To: riley1992
I'm thinking something more like an Israeli Air Force F-16.
To: dakine
Ahh, the good old days of Detroit Iron and 50 cent-a-gallon Leaded Gas.
To: dakine
ROTFL. Nope, my brother had it before I did and beat the hell out of it. The drivers door would no longer stay closed so my dad bolted it shut. Hahahaha. Can you imagine getting away with doing something like that today? When I didn't feel like sliding across the seat to get out on the passengers side I would just climb out the window. It was all very Daisy Dukeish.
To: Lee'sGhost
I'm thinking something more like an Israeli Air Force F-16. What attack craft would Jesus Fly? What missle would Jesus use? lol
To: riley1992
Does anybody know which alleged religions are represented by these alleged clerics?
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11/22/2002 5:05:58 AM PST
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RushLake
To: freedumb2003
Hey, he WAS Jewish, you know . . .
To: Lee'sGhost
If you go to the daily Canteen post you can probably find someone who can accurately answer what Jesus would fly. Also, what kind of warship He would have captained.
To: RushLake
Does anybody know which alleged religions are represented by these alleged clerics? Calvanists? Amish?
To: riley1992
Well you know, the enviro-wackos all claim that "Jesus was a vegetarian," so I'm pretty sure he'd not own a car...instead, he'd take public transportation!
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11/22/2002 5:11:36 AM PST
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Lou L
To: riley1992
Jesus would definitely be an SUV kinda guy. I'm thinking Suburban.
To: riley1992
A PopeMobile.
To: riley1992
" It was all very Daisy Dukeish."
At least you fit in with the Red-Neck/White Trash neighbors...
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11/22/2002 5:15:25 AM PST
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dakine
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