Will it bite? Yes. That's why I named it Billie.
Who will pay for damages if it gets loose? Come on, it's a cute harmless little kitty. No damage will be done.
Is this it's real owner? I hope you're not trying to claim ownership. It's mine and you can't have it.
Billie, I hope you don't think that I'm trying to undermine your Pet Christmas Thread by submitting this cat. You know I would never do that...........well, come to think of it, yes I would. :-)